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@AyeeMillerrwhat if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
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Durex just nailed the long distance relationship. Touch over the internet
> 99.9999987% of these will be used by camgirls. Just saying.
> I hate when people use their cellphone at the dinner table, but this could be really fun during our “date night out”.
> This just seems like it would leave both parties unsatisfied.
> Durex, helping loved ones stay faithful since 2013.
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Old Spice has the best commercials. (x)
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When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
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1. normal
2. pressured
3. low self-esteem
4. anxiety
5. depression
6. anorexia nervosa
7. bulimia nervosa
8. self harm
9. suicide.
this is so powerful
“normal”. What even is normal. Is normal something that we are all supposed to live up to , is it expected that you’re normal?
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i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
WHERE IS MY MATE
A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED
THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION
this is actually my favorite thing on tumblr ever
If this post didn’t begin a beautiful romance then I don’t know what the internet is for anymore
OTP
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Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ
This is the best friend a person could ever have.
the last one though
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it was like a new knowledge of reality
I can’t NOT reblog a wheel of pringles.
ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL
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